{"id":92368,"date":"2020-02-11T23:35:15","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T22:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/?p=92368"},"modified":"2022-09-06T14:31:48","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T12:31:48","slug":"15-ember-akinek-az-uzenetben-adott-valaszai-mindig-felejthetetlenek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/vicces\/15-ember-akinek-az-uzenetben-adott-valaszai-mindig-felejthetetlenek\/","title":{"rendered":"15 ember, akinek az \u00fczenetben adott v\u00e1laszai mindig felejthetetlenek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egyesek a t\u00e1volugr\u00e1sban jeleskednek, m\u00edg m\u00e1sok az irodai munka ter\u00fclet\u00e9n \u00e9rnek el kiemelked\u0151 sikereket.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileShowkakettes\"><div class=\"mobileShowka2\"><div style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-bottom:15px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- 300lista -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8471340766\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<p>Megint m\u00e1sokra az abszurd, teljesen megj\u00f3solhatatlan v\u00e1laszaik miatt fog eml\u00e9kezni az ut\u00f3kor, \u00e9pp \u00fagy, mint a most k\u00f6vetkez\u0151 15 ember eset\u00e9ben, akiknek a v\u00e1laszai olyan \u00fct\u0151sre sikeredtek, hogy ki kellene nyomtatni \u00e9s bekereteztetni \u0151ket&#8230;\ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n<div id=\"zombify-main-section-front\" class=\"zombify-main-section-front zombify-screen zf-media-full\">\r\n\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/js\/zombify.css\">\r\n    <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/themes\/newsy-child\/style.css\">\r\n\t<div class=\"zf-container\">\r\n\t\t<div id=\"zf-list\" class=\"zf-list zf-numbered\">\r\n\t\t\t<ol class=\"zf-structure-list\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem1\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">1<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>J&oacute;l aludt&aacute;l?<\/li><li class=\"mine\"><img src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hogy-aludtal-mem.jpg\" alt=\"alv\u00e1s m\u00e9m\" width=\"200px\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dii\" style=\"width: 200px\"><\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem2\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">2<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Halii, mizu?<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Nem sok. \u00c9pp oxig\u00e9nb\u0151l \u00e1ll\u00edtok el\u0151 sz\u00e9n-dioxidod.<\/li><li>H\u00fa bazz, nem tudtam, hogy te ilyen k\u00e9mia zseni vagy<\/li><li class=\"mine\">L\u00e9legzem, Petya.<\/li><li class=\"mine\">L\u00e9legzem.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><p><img src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hogy-aludtal-mem.jpg\" alt=\"alv\u00e1s m\u00e9m\" width=\"1px\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dii\" style=\"width: 1px\"><\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem3\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">3<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Pof\u00e1nvern\u00e9d de \u00fagy tiszta er\u0151b\u0151l a tes\u00f3dat egy milli\u00f3 forint\u00e9rt?!<\/li><li class=\"mine\">K\u00e9t szelet pizz\u00e1\u00e9rt \u00e9s egy poh\u00e1r k\u00f3l\u00e1\u00e9rt is megtenn\u00e9m.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem4\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">4<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Egy valamit nem \u00e9rtek. Mi\u00e9rt s\u00edrnak a n\u0151k, amikor d\u00fch\u00f6sek?!<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Mert tudj\u00e1k, hogy b\u00f6rt\u00f6nbe ker\u00fclnek, ha megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lnak meg\u00f6lni, \u00e9s emiatt szomor\u00faak is egyben.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem5\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">5<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Mit jelent az a tetk\u00f3 a nyakadon? Van valami speci\u00e1lis jelent\u00e9se?!<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Van bizony. Eml\u00e9keztet r\u00e1, hogy mekkora f*szkalap voltam 16 \u00e9ves koromban\u2026<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem6\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">6<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Mi a szar?! Hogyhogy \u00e9bren vagy \u00e9jjel 2-kor?<\/li><li class=\"mine\">K\u00e9rdezi t\u0151lem az ember, aki ugyan\u00fagy \u00e9bren van \u00e9jjel kett\u0151kor.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem7\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">7<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Tudod, hogy a teljes sz\u00edvemmel t\u00e9ged szeretlek! A t\u0171z a lelkemben m\u00e9g mindig \u00e9rted \u00e9g\u2026<\/li><li class=\"mine\">A sz\u00e1dat csuktad volna ink\u00e1bb be, amikor lesz**tad a legjobb haveromat a parkban.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem8\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">8<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Ma l\u00e1ttam a gy\u00f3gyszert\u00e1rban egy altat\u00f3t, az volt r\u00e1\u00edrva: a gyors \u00e9s pihentet\u0151 alv\u00e1s\u00e9rt.<\/li><li>Mit meg nem adn\u00e9k ez\u00e9rt a kett\u0151\u00e9rt\u2026<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Mes\u00e9ld el a f\u00e9rjednek, hogy mit m\u0171velt\u00e9l m\u00falt h\u00e9ten az \u00c1d\u00e1mmal. Majd \u0151 gondoskodik a gyors \u00e9s pihentet\u0151 alv\u00e1sodr\u00f3l\u2026<\/li><li class=\"mine\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude18<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/ol>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n<!--nextpage--><div id=\"zombify-main-section-front\" class=\"zombify-main-section-front zombify-screen zf-media-full\">\r\n\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/js\/zombify.css\">\r\n    <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/themes\/newsy-child\/style.css\">\r\n\t<div class=\"zf-container\">\r\n\t\t<div id=\"zf-list\" class=\"zf-list zf-numbered\">\r\n\t\t\t<ol class=\"zf-structure-list\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem9\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">9<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Nem \u00e9rtem, hogy vagy k\u00e9pes egy helyen megragadni, ahelyett, hogy vil\u00e1got l\u00e1tn\u00e1l \u00e9s orsz\u00e1gb\u00f3l-orsz\u00e1gba utazn\u00e1l\u2026\ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Egy sz\u00f3: cs\u00f3r\u00f3s\u00e1g.<img src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hogy-aludtal-mem.jpg\" alt=\"alv\u00e1s m\u00e9m\" width=\"1px\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dii\" style=\"width: 1px\"><\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem10\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">10<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Biztos, hogy nem lesz macsk\u00e1nk, am\u00edg \u00e9lek.<\/li><li class=\"mine\">Mi\u00e9rt?<\/li><li>Te is b\u0151ven el\u00e9g vagy. \u00cdgy is kik\u00e9sz\u00edt a ny\u00e1vog\u00e1sod \u00e9s a \u201emacska hangon\u201d besz\u00e9l\u00e9sed. Van, hogy ezzel \u00e1lmodok \u00e9jszaka.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><p><img src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hogy-aludtal-mem.jpg\" alt=\"alv\u00e1s m\u00e9m\" width=\"1px\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dii\" style=\"width: 1px\"><\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem11\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">11<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Im\u00e1dok 80-as \u00e9vekbeli zen\u00e9ket hallgatni. Elk\u00e9peszt\u0151 feelingj\u00fck van\u2026<img class=\"emoji fr-fic fr-dii\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0c\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11.2.0\/svg\/1f60c.svg\"><\/li><li class=\"mine\">Ja, \u00e9n is. Eml\u00e9keztetnek a r\u00e9gi sz\u00e9p id\u0151kre, amikor m\u00e9g nem l\u00e9teztem.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem12\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">12<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>K\u00e9pzeld el milyen szar lesz, amikor retro partikat csapnak majd a diszk\u00f3ban a 2010-es \u00e9vek zen\u00e9ivel\u2026<img class=\"emoji\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11.2.0\/svg\/1f602.svg\"><\/li><li class=\"mine\">Ja, mindenki szaggatott farmert hord majd \u00e9s a telefonj\u00e1t b\u00e1mulja a diszk\u00f3ban.<\/li><\/ol><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem13\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">13<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div class=\"messages-container\"><ol class=\"messages\"><li>Tal\u00e1ltam egy h\u0151m\u00e9r\u0151t, ami 150 fokig m\u00e9r. K\u00e9rdem \u00e9n: mi\u00e9rt?!<\/li><li class=\"mine\">A papa p\u00e1link\u00e1j\u00e1ra tippelek. 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