{"id":230636,"date":"2021-02-04T12:50:39","date_gmt":"2021-02-04T11:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/?p=230636"},"modified":"2022-09-02T20:02:56","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T18:02:56","slug":"15-internetezo-megosztotta-elete-legkinosabb-elmenyeit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/vicces\/15-internetezo-megosztotta-elete-legkinosabb-elmenyeit\/","title":{"rendered":"15 internetez\u0151 megosztotta \u00e9lete legk\u00ednosabb \u00e9lm\u00e9nyeit, amit senki sem szeretne \u00e1t\u00e9lni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A k\u00ednos helyzetek pontosan addig viccesek, m\u00edg valaki m\u00e1ssal t\u00f6rt\u00e9nnek. De amikor magunkat hozzuk ilyen kellemetlen helyzetbe, valahogy nem tudunk \u0151szint\u00e9n mosolyogni a dolgon, \u00e9s sokszor m\u00e9g \u00e9vek m\u00falt\u00e1n is lever a v\u00edz, amikor esz\u00fcnkbe jut egy m\u00faltban t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt k\u00ednos pillanat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileShowkakettes\"><div class=\"mobileShowka2\"><div style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-bottom:15px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- 300lista -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8471340766\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<p>A most k\u00f6vetkez\u0151 15 Twitter felhaszn\u00e1l\u00f3 \u00fagy d\u00f6nt\u00f6tt, hogy nem hallgat tov\u00e1bb a vele t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt k\u00ednos helyzetr\u0151l, \u00e9s ink\u00e1bb kit\u00e1lal arr\u00f3l orsz\u00e1g-vil\u00e1g el\u0151tt, azt rem\u00e9lve, hogy ezzel v\u00e9gre megszabadulhatnak a v\u00e1llukat nyom\u00f3 k\u00ednos helyzetek okozta tehert\u0151l. Hogy ez siker\u00fclt-e, azt nem tudjuk, mindenesetre mi, a <strong>Liked.hu<\/strong>-n\u00e1l nagyon j\u00f3t sz\u00f3rakoztunk a t\u00f6rt\u00e9neteiken, \u00fagyhogy jobbnak l\u00e1ttuk, ha veletek is megosztjuk \u0151ket.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Moziba ment\u00fcnk a l\u00e1nnyal, de nem vett\u00fcnk el\u0151v\u00e9teles jegyet, \u00e9s amikor oda\u00e9rt\u00fcnk m\u00e1r nem volt k\u00e9t szabad sz\u00e9k egym\u00e1s mellett, \u00fagyhogy a terem k\u00fcl\u00f6nb\u00f6z\u0151 oldal\u00e1n \u00fclt\u00fcnk. mikor v\u00e9ge lett a filmnek \u00fagy voltunk: \u201ef\u00fa, ez j\u00f3 volt. majd besz\u00e9l\u00fcnk. szia.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LamzatBlog\/status\/1219293325691441152\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 LamzatBlog \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Amikor \u00e1ltal\u00e1nos iskol\u00e1s voltam, tal\u00e1ltam egy arany jegyet, amir\u0151l azt hittem, hogy egy gabonapehelyb\u0151l van \u00e9s \u00e9rt\u00e9kes d\u00edjat lehet vele nyerni. Hazahoztam, letettem a szekr\u00e9nyre, majd elmentem f\u00fcrdeni. F\u00fcrd\u00e9s k\u00f6zben any\u00e1m megtal\u00e1lta, \u00e9s felki\u00e1ltott: \u201eMit keres egy magnum \u00f3vszer a szob\u00e1dban?!?!\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matchu_chutrain\/status\/1202781283153113088\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 matchu_chutrain \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Azt hittem, hogy sz\u00fcks\u00e9gem van egy Apple Watch-ra, sz\u00f3val vettem egyet. K\u00e9t nap ut\u00e1n az egyik haverom k\u00fcld\u00f6tt egy csupasz k\u00e9pet a segg\u00e9r\u0151l, ami megjelent az \u00f3r\u00e1mon a karomon, mik\u00f6zben vacsor\u00e1ztam a csal\u00e1ddal. Most m\u00e1r \u00fagy \u00e9rzem, nincs sz\u00fcks\u00e9gem Apple Watch-ra. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dknop\/status\/1209527809137348608\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 dknop \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke5\"><div style=\"margin-top:25px;\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ51 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8284063326\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ52 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2840164950\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka5\"><div style=\"padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ5M -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"9022429928\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_213816\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-213816\" style=\"width: 728px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-213816 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766.jpg\" alt=\"6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766\" width=\"728\" height=\"826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766.jpg 728w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766-264x300.jpg 264w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766-441x500.jpg 441w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/6ff691596db9808b1c05d63766-360x408.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-213816\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">,,A 3 \u00e9ves fiam ma odament ehhez a sr\u00e1choz, \u00e9s sz\u00f3lt neki, le fog esni a nadr\u00e1gja.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egyszer egy b\u00e1rban voltunk Nashville-ben, amikor a zenekar abbahagyta a zen\u00e9l\u00e9st \u00e9s megk\u00e9rdezte a k\u00f6z\u00f6ns\u00e9get: \u201eKi \u00e9rkezett a floridai Plant City-b\u0151l?\u201d.<br \/>\nEgy l\u00e1ny felki\u00e1ltott: \u201eWoooooooo!\u201d<br \/>\nPedig csak az\u00e9rt k\u00e9rdezt\u00e9k, mert elhagyta a szem\u00e9lyigazolv\u00e1ny\u00e1t.<br \/>\nM\u00e9g ma is gyakran eszembe jut. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ItsLumberzack\/status\/1214734869252706304\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 ItsLumberzack \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egy kont\u00e9ner b\u00fcf\u00e9 el\u0151tt s\u00e9t\u00e1ltunk. Fiatal sr\u00e1c odamegy, majd \u00edgy sz\u00f3l:<br \/>\n\u201eA szok\u00e1sosat k\u00e9rem.\u201d<br \/>\nErre a pultos: \u201eFogalmam sincs, ki vagy.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/calen___\/status\/1090333880295583744\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 calen___ \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">A liftajt\u00f3 kiny\u00edlt, majd egy sr\u00e1c sz\u00e1llt be mell\u00e9m a liftbe. N\u00e9h\u00e1ny m\u00e1sodperc m\u00falva \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt: \u201eSzeretlek\u201d. Fura volt, mert mindketten f\u00e9rfiak vagyunk, de nem vagyok bunk\u00f3, sz\u00f3val mondtam neki: \u201e\u00c9n is szeretlek\u201d.<br \/>\nNagyon cs\u00fany\u00e1n n\u00e9zett r\u00e1m, mik\u00f6zben a Bluetooth-os f\u00fclhallgat\u00f3j\u00e1t mutogatta a f\u00fcl\u00e9ben. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ryanlangdon_\/status\/1024339810134241281\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 ryanlangdon_ \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke8\"><div style=\"margin-top:25px;\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:340px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- Liked7Q1 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"3022062587\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:340px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- Liked7Q2 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"3952000871\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka8\"><div style=\"padding-top:15px;margin-bottom:15px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- Liked7QMobil -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"5073510857\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-213813\" src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/91b22058128555b73d24e64b94.jpg\" alt=\"91b22058128555b73d24e64b94\" width=\"728\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/91b22058128555b73d24e64b94.jpg 728w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/91b22058128555b73d24e64b94-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/91b22058128555b73d24e64b94-500x275.jpg 500w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/91b22058128555b73d24e64b94-360x198.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Ma odaj\u00f6tt hozz\u00e1m valaki a k\u00e1v\u00e9z\u00f3ba, \u00e9s \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt: \u201eErika, Te vagy az? Ezer \u00e9ve nem tal\u00e1lkoztunk!\u201d M\u00e1r majdnem mondtam, hogy \u201enem, bocsi. hahaha\u201d, de akkor a pultos k\u00f6zbesz\u00f3lt: \u201eErika rendel\u00e9s\u00e9t is hozz\u00e1\u00edrjuk a sz\u00e1ml\u00e1dhoz?\u201d \u2013 sz\u00f3val v\u00e9g\u00fcl 5 percig m\u00e9gis Erika voltam. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eerrriiicaa\/status\/1055493279876169730\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 eerrriiicaa \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">8. oszt\u00e1lyos koromban nagyon szerelmes voltam egy sr\u00e1cba. Egyszer kider\u00fclt, hogy a csal\u00e1dommal elk\u00f6lt\u00f6z\u00fcnk, \u00e9s egy m\u00e1sik iskol\u00e1ba kell j\u00e1rnom, ez\u00e9rt kital\u00e1ltam, hogy minden-mindegy alapon \u00edrok neki egy nagyon hossz\u00fa szerelmes levelet \u00e9s felolvasom az eg\u00e9sz oszt\u00e1ly el\u0151tt.<br \/>\nMiut\u00e1n megtettem, h\u00edre ment, \u00e9s ez\u00e9rt any\u00e1m\u00e9k m\u00e1snap \u00fagy d\u00f6nt\u00f6ttek, hogy ink\u00e1bb jobb, ha m\u00e9gsem v\u00e1ltok iskol\u00e1t. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/roxiqt\/status\/1121629147321602048\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 roxiqt \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egyszer, mikor ap\u00e1mmal snowboardoztam, az egyik nagy t\u00e9rk\u00e9pen megl\u00e1ttam egy \u201e\u00d6n itt \u00e1ll\u201d matric\u00e1t, mire mondom \u00e9n: \u201eWTF, ez a szar meg honnan tudja, hogy hol vagyok?!\u201d.<br \/>\nAz\u00f3ta sem \u00e9reztem m\u00e9g magam annyira idi\u00f3t\u00e1nak. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/randypaint\/status\/1212852596051980288\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 randypaint \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_213818\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-213818\" style=\"width: 728px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-213818 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ccf646525882d81a13da57345d.jpg\" alt=\"ccf646525882d81a13da57345d\" width=\"728\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ccf646525882d81a13da57345d.jpg 728w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ccf646525882d81a13da57345d-300x184.jpg 300w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ccf646525882d81a13da57345d-500x307.jpg 500w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ccf646525882d81a13da57345d-360x221.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-213818\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">,,A munkahelyemen voltam, \u00e9s l\u00e1ttam, hogy valaki egy kuty\u00e1t hozott az irod\u00e1ba. Amikor kimentem, hogy j\u00e1tsszak vele, kider\u00fclt, hogy csak egy szobor.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egyszer, a k\u00f6z\u00e9piskol\u00e1ban allergi\u00e1s rohamom lett a mogyor\u00f3vaj miatt, ez\u00e9rt kik\u00e9redzkedtem az iskolai orvoshoz, de a tan\u00e1r azt mondta, hogy m\u00e9g 15 perc van az \u00f3r\u00e1b\u00f3l, azt v\u00e1rjam meg.<br \/>\nMondom j\u00f3, ink\u00e1bb kapok anafilaxi\u00e1s sokkot, mint hogy konfront\u00e1l\u00f3djak.<\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egyszer egy sr\u00e1cn\u00e1l t\u00f6lt\u00f6ttem az \u00e9jszak\u00e1t, majd lefekv\u00e9s el\u0151tt mondta, hogy mivel l\u00e1tja, hogy m\u00e9g smink van rajta, menjek ki a mosd\u00f3ba, \u00e9s mossam le nyugodtan. Folyattam kicsit a csapot, meg \u00fagy tettem, mintha arcot mosn\u00e9k\u2026.a sr\u00e1c azt hitte, hogy majd lemosom a fejem a k\u00e9zmos\u00f3 szappanj\u00e1val. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Coll3enG\/status\/1163598446445522944\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 Coll3enG \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Egy\u00fctt dolgozok egy sr\u00e1ccal, akit m\u00e9g k\u00f6z\u00e9piskol\u00e1b\u00f3l ismerek. Mindketten tudjuk, hogy ott dolgozik a m\u00e1sik, de sz\u00e1nd\u00e9kosan tudom\u00e1st sem vesz\u00fcnk egym\u00e1sr\u00f3l, ker\u00fclj\u00fck egym\u00e1st. H\u00e1rom \u00e9vig t\u00f6k\u00e9letesen ment a dolog, \u00e9s ennek m\u00e1r \u00f6r\u00f6kk\u00e9 \u00edgy kellett volna lennie.<br \/>\nMa m\u00e9gis odaj\u00f6tt, \u00e9s azt mondta: \u201eH\u00e9\u00e9, Te vagy Randy, igaz?\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/randypaint\/status\/1222569190705586178\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a9 randypaint \/ Twitter<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke5\"><div style=\"margin-top:25px;\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ51 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8284063326\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ52 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2840164950\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka5\"><div style=\"padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ5M -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"9022429928\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_213825\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-213825\" style=\"width: 728px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-213825 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac.jpg\" alt=\"e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac\" width=\"728\" height=\"911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac.jpg 728w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac-400x500.jpg 400w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/e75f005deeae145fe1e1b3b9ac-360x450.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-213825\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">,,Teljesen biztos voltam benne, hogy a laptopomat emeltem fel, \u00e9s pakoltam el a t\u00e1sk\u00e1mba reggel a konyh\u00e1ban.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"cikk\">Konditerembe mentem any\u00e1mmal, neki j\u00f3ga \u00f3r\u00e1ja volt, \u00e9n edzettem. 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