{"id":114504,"date":"2021-02-05T09:08:13","date_gmt":"2021-02-05T08:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/?p=114504"},"modified":"2022-09-02T20:02:37","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T18:02:37","slug":"14-abszurd-tortenet-az-orvosokrol-amiktol-egyszerre-kap-el-a-siras-es-a-nevetes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/internetes-dolgok\/14-abszurd-tortenet-az-orvosokrol-amiktol-egyszerre-kap-el-a-siras-es-a-nevetes\/","title":{"rendered":"14 abszurd t\u00f6rt\u00e9net az orvosokr\u00f3l, amikt\u0151l egyszerre kap el a s\u00edr\u00e1s \u00e9s a nevet\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileShowkakettes\"><div class=\"mobileShowka2\"><div style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-bottom:15px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- 300lista -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8471340766\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<p>D\u0151lj h\u00e1tra, \u00e9s engedd, hogy az orvosok, recepci\u00f3sok vagy csak szimpl\u00e1n a betegek mes\u00e9ljenek kicsit a maguk legabszurdabb t\u00f6rt\u00e9neteir\u0151l.<\/p>\n<div id=\"zombify-main-section-front\" class=\"zombify-main-section-front zombify-screen zf-media-full\">\r\n\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/js\/zombify.css\">\r\n    <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/themes\/newsy-child\/style.css\">\r\n\t<div class=\"zf-container\">\r\n\t\t<div id=\"zf-list\" class=\"zf-list zf-numbered\">\r\n\t\t\t<ol class=\"zf-structure-list\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem1\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">1<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\">Gyerekkoromban mesters\u00e9ges l\u00e9legeztet\u00e9ssel \u00e9lesztettem \u00fajra a kuty\u00e1mat. Olyan inspir\u00e1l\u00f3 volt ez a pillanat, hogy eld\u00f6nt\u00f6ttem: orvos leszek \u00e9s ember\u00e9leteket fogok menteni. Ez \u00edgy is lett, \u00e9s az\u00f3ta is mindig az utols\u00f3 ut\u00e1ni pillanatig k\u00fczd\u00f6k a betegeim\u00e9rt, mert tiszt\u00e1ban vagyok vele, hogy nekem ez a sorsom, engem az\u00e9rt teremtettek, hogy \u00e9leteket mentsek. 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Erre kuncogtak egyet, majd az egyik\u00fck \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt: \u201eahhoz el\u0151bb kell egy s\u00falyos betegs\u00e9g!\u201d.<\/div><p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke5\"><div style=\"margin-top:25px;\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ51 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8284063326\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ52 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2840164950\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka5\"><div style=\"padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ5M -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"9022429928\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem3\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">3<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\">Ma szem\u00e9lyesen is megtapasztaltam, hogy az orvosoknak el\u00e9g beteg a humoruk. 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A m\u0171t\u00e9t ut\u00e1n egy s\u00f6t\u00e9t szob\u00e1ban \u00fcltem \u00e9s pihentem, amikor odaj\u00f6tt hozz\u00e1m az orvosom \u00e9s \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt: \u201eAmikor elkezd majd visszat\u00e9rni a l\u00e1t\u00e1sa, \u00e9lesebben fog l\u00e1tni, mint eddig b\u00e1rmikor. Pr\u00f3b\u00e1ljon nem megijedni az emberekt\u0151l maga k\u00f6r\u00fcl, \u0151k csak a maga csal\u00e1dtagjai.\u201d<\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem5\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">5<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\">A pszichi\u00e1ter bar\u00e1tomnak van egy betege, Kolya - aki egy 10 \u00e9ves kisfi\u00fa. 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Ekkor hirtelen eszembe jutott, hogy nem adtam oda a k\u00e9rt felv\u00e9teleket a koll\u00e9g\u00e1mnak, \u00edgy gondolkod\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl felkaptam a telefont, majd \u00edgy sz\u00f3ltam:<\/div><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>\u201eHall\u00f3, seb\u00e9szet?! K\u00fcldj\u00e9k le nekem k\u00e9rem Dr. *Valakit*, de most azonnal. Nagyon s\u00fcrg\u0151s!\u201d<\/p><p>Amikor letettem a telefont, megfordultam \u00e9s megpillantottam a betegem kiduzzad\u00f3 szemeit \u00e9s hal\u00e1lf\u00e9lelemmel teli arc\u00e1t, akkor tudatosult csak bennem, hogy j\u00f3 szarul j\u00f6tt ki ez az eg\u00e9sz a beteg szemsz\u00f6g\u00e9b\u0151l.<\/p><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/ol>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n<!--nextpage--><div id=\"zombify-main-section-front\" class=\"zombify-main-section-front zombify-screen zf-media-full\">\r\n\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/js\/zombify.css\">\r\n    <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text\/css\" href=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/themes\/newsy-child\/style.css\">\r\n\t<div class=\"zf-container\">\r\n\t\t<div id=\"zf-list\" class=\"zf-list zf-numbered\">\r\n\t\t\t<ol class=\"zf-structure-list\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem8\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">8<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\">\u00dagy d\u00f6nt\u00f6ttem, hogy elv\u00e1lok a f\u00e9rjemt\u0151l, ez\u00e9rt mikor tal\u00e1lkoztam a legjobb bar\u00e1tn\u0151mmel, megjegyeztem, hogy \u201ek\u00e9nyelmetlen m\u00e1r sz\u00e1momra az jegygy\u0171r\u0171 visel\u00e9se\u201d. Ekkor azt mondta: \u201eH\u00e1t akkor vedd le!\u201d \u2013 \u00fagyhogy leh\u00faztam \u00e9s gondolkod\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl felh\u00faztam az ujj\u00e1ra, hogy ne vesz\u00edts\u00fck el, am\u00edg a parkban s\u00e9t\u00e1lunk. Igen \u00e1m, de b\u00e1rhogy is pr\u00f3b\u00e1ltuk, nem tudtuk leszedni, \u00edgy a s\u00fcrg\u0151ss\u00e9gin k\u00f6t\u00f6tt\u00fcnk ki, ahol egy orvos \u00e9rkezett a seg\u00edts\u00e9g\u00fcnkre, akivel mint kider\u00fclt \u2013 a bar\u00e1tn\u0151m Tinderen ismerkedett meg. A gy\u0171r\u0171 elt\u00e1vol\u00edt\u00e1sa ut\u00e1n besz\u00e9lgetni kezdtek \u00e9s annyira j\u00f3ba lettek, hogy id\u00e9n ny\u00e1ron volt az esk\u00fcv\u0151j\u00fck. Vicces, hogy milyen jelent\u00e9ktelennek t\u0171n\u0151 apr\u00f3s\u00e1gok (mint a gy\u0171r\u0171 felh\u00faz\u00e1sa a bar\u00e1tom ujj\u00e1ra) tudj\u00e1k befoly\u00e1solj\u00e1k az \u00e9let\u00fcnket, nem?!<\/div><p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke8\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:340px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ81 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2436840276\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:340px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ82 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"3558350253\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka8 nyolc\"><div style=\"padding-top:15px;padding-bottom:5px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ8M -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:336px;height:280px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4679860235\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem9\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">9<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>Egy k\u00f3rh\u00e1z recepci\u00f3j\u00e1n dolgoztam, amikor egy beteg l\u00e9pett oda hozz\u00e1m, majd \u00edgy sz\u00f3lt:<\/p><p>\u201eSz\u00fcks\u00e9gem lenne egy v\u00e9rvizsg\u00e1latra, t\u00fcd\u0151vizsg\u00e1latra \u00e9s egy vizeletvizsg\u00e1latra. H\u00e9tf\u0151re kellene az eredm\u00e9ny\u00fck, \u00e9s azt mondt\u00e1k, hogy lehet\u0151leg az orromb\u00f3l vegy\u00fck hozz\u00e1juk a mint\u00e1kat.\u201d<\/p><p>Ekkor letoltam az olvas\u00f3-szem\u00fcvegemet, feln\u00e9ztem a betegre, majd \u00edgy sz\u00f3ltam:<\/p><p>\u201eH\u00f6lgyem, ha nagyon musz\u00e1j a v\u00e9rvizsg\u00e1latot m\u00e9g meg tudjuk oldani az orra seg\u00edts\u00e9g\u00e9vel, de a maga k\u00e9nyelme \u00e9rdek\u00e9ben, a t\u00f6bbit b\u00edzza az orvosainkra.\u201d<\/p><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem10\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">10<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>A l\u00e1nyom most lett 3. oszt\u00e1lyos. \u00c9szrevette, hogy l\u00e1that\u00f3an cs\u00fanyult a k\u00e9z\u00edr\u00e1sa, \u00fagyhogy \u00fagy \u00e9rezte, tennie kell valamit \u2013 \u00edgy h\u00e1t fel\u00edrta a f\u00fczete elej\u00e9re:<\/p><p>\u201eNe agg\u00f3dj, orvos leszek!\u201d<\/p><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem11\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">11<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"zf-list_media zf-media-wrapper zf-image zf-type-image\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div title=\"\" alt=\"\" class=\"zf-media\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img width=\"728\" height=\"495\" src=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/21322265-image-crop-588x400-1532469099-728-acaef8f4db-1532524278.jpg\" class=\"\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/21322265-image-crop-588x400-1532469099-728-acaef8f4db-1532524278.jpg 728w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/21322265-image-crop-588x400-1532469099-728-acaef8f4db-1532524278-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/21322265-image-crop-588x400-1532469099-728-acaef8f4db-1532524278-360x245.jpg 360w, https:\/\/liked.hu\/old\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/21322265-image-crop-588x400-1532469099-728-acaef8f4db-1532524278-545x371.jpg 545w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"zf-figcaption\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<cite><\/cite>\r\n\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<hr \/>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>A f\u00e9rjem telefonj\u00e1ban tal\u00e1ltam egy \u00e9rdekes nevet: \u201eP\u00e9nz\u00e9rt k\u00ednz\u00e1s\u201d. Mikor megk\u00e9rdeztem t\u0151le, hogy ez m\u00e9gis micsoda, k\u00f6z\u00f6lte, hogy csak a mag\u00e1nklinika telefonsz\u00e1ma, ahol nem r\u00e9g hozt\u00e1k rendbe a h\u00e1t\u00e1t.<\/p><\/div><p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"float:none;margin:0px 0 0px 0;text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"mobileHideke5\"><div style=\"margin-top:25px;\"><div class=\"hirdeteshatter\"><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ51 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"8284063326\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><div style=\"display: inline-block;width: 50%;min-width:305px;vertical-align: top;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ52 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"2840164950\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"display:flex;flex-direction:column;\"><div class=\"mobileShowka5\"><div style=\"padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;min-height: 300px;\"><div class=\"hirdetes\">HIRDET\u00c9S<\/div>\n<!-- LikedQ5M -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9424088931673893\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"9022429928\"><\/ins>\n<script async>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem12\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">12<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>A bar\u00e1tom volt szemtan\u00faja a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151 jelenetnek egy fogorvosi rendel\u0151ben. Egy ijedt kisfi\u00fa \u00e9s az \u00e9desanyja ment be az orvoshoz, majd az \u00e9rz\u00e9stelen\u00edt\u00e9s ut\u00e1n ki j\u00f6ttek egy kicsit v\u00e1rni a v\u00e1r\u00f3ba. Ekkor a fi\u00fa sz\u00f3v\u00e1 tette az \u00e9desanyj\u00e1nak:<\/p><p>\u201eAzt mondtad, hogy nem fog f\u00e1jni az injekci\u00f3. Miben hazudt\u00e1l m\u00e9g?!\u201d<\/p><p>Az \u00e9desanya t\u00fcrelmesen elmagyar\u00e1zta, hogy az injekci\u00f3 csak az\u00e9rt kellett, hogy ne f\u00e1jjon a foga, amikor kih\u00fazz\u00e1k. Erre a fi\u00fa kiborult:<\/p><p>\u201eHazudsz! Hazuuudsz! A fogak magukt\u00f3l is kiesnek, nem kell azokat kih\u00fazni. Te nyelv-elt\u00e1vol\u00edt\u00e1sra hozt\u00e1l ide engeeeeem!!!\u201d \u2013 majd elkezdett rohanni \u00fcv\u00f6ltve a kij\u00e1rat fel\u00e9.<\/p><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem13\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">13<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>A legjobb bar\u00e1tom orvos, ez\u00e9rt gyakran k\u00e9redzkedek el hamarabb a munkahelyemr\u0151l azzal a kifog\u00e1ssal, hogy \u201eorvoshoz kell mennem\u201d. V\u00e9g\u00fcl is, nem hazudok!<\/p><\/div><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li class=\"zf-list_item\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_header\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 id=\"listaelem14\" class=\"zf-list_title\">\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"zf-number\">14<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"zf-list_description\"><div style=\"border-left: 2px solid #222;padding: 10px\"><p>Egyszer r\u00e9gebben egy fluorogr\u00e1fi\u00e1ra (t\u00fcd\u0151vizsg\u00e1lat) mentem egy mag\u00e1nklinik\u00e1ra. Kint \u00fcltem a v\u00e1r\u00f3ban az eredm\u00e9nyeimre v\u00e1rva, amikor a r\u00e9snyire nyitva maradt ajt\u00f3n kereszt\u00fcl meghallottam, ahogy az orvosok besz\u00e9lgetnek:<\/p><ul><li>\u201eEzt n\u00e9zd milyen fekete lett! 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